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“I’m stuffing a rhinestone-encrusted wheelchair into the trunk of a Long Island town car in
“I’m stuffing a rhinestone-encrusted wheelchair into the trunk of a Long Island town car in
I’ll stop tomorrow. I take another sip. … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: STUCK IN MOTION
But the one good thing about quarantine is this: I let myself eat what the fuck I want. … Continue readingThis Is Why We’re Monsters
I feel like I’m walking around with an Instagram filter over my face. … Continue readingChanged My Life: Botox By Injector Jeff!
The darkness is the hotness. … Continue readingDark Circles Undereye Circles Are V. Chic
Here’s what I’m doing to keep my head above water … Continue readingThe Sad Girl’s Club: How I’m Fighting Through This Depressive Episode
Toxic love, addiction and giving up! What a BLAST! … Continue reading5 Massive F*ck-Ups That Saved My Life
You’ll never regret sobbing over love. You will regret a boring as fuck life without risk. … Continue readingPSA: Fall In Love & Break Your Heart
Put that water retention in detention! … Continue readingHow To Depuff Your Swollen Face
Some love it. Some hate it. Some love AND hate it. … Continue readingThe Speed Diaries: 10 Millennials Spill Their Adderall Secrets
From a girl who has a degree in Accidental Hangovers. … Continue readingHow To Survive The Workday When You’re Hungover & ANXIOUS!
The bad girl’s guide to biohacking. … Continue readingHow To Focus Without Prescription Speed
Placing blame gives away our power. … Continue readingPSA: Stop Scrolling Your Life Away & Stop Blaming Everyone Else
There is a beautiful freedom in breaking down. … Continue readingThe Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 2)
It’s divine to reach your breaking point in life. … Continue readingThe Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 1)
Stop pretending to like SoulCycle. We both know you hate it.
… Continue readingThe Art Of The Leisurely Workout
Are you abusing the party favors? … Continue readingParty Girl Pain: Signs You’ve Been Going Too Hard