Down At Mchebes, I Was Only 19
19-year-olds from Long Island know it’s nice to be loved but it’s better to just be. … Continue readingDown At Mchebes, I Was Only 19
Category: Beauty burns.
You’re Cheap & Just Don’t Get Me, A Memoir
Paris Hilton wore it at fashion week. … Continue readingYou’re Cheap & Just Don’t Get Me, A Memoir
Beauty Tips For Hungover Party Girls
Look so fresh you could be mistaken for Sashimi! … Continue readingBeauty Tips For Hungover Party Girls
THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS
It feels tragic, just the way I like it. … Continue readingTHIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS
CHANGED MY LIFE: Shaving My Face With A Tinkle Razor!
Hairy girls are the hottest girls. … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: Shaving My Face With A Tinkle Razor!
Confessions Of A Teen Girl: SWIM MEET
“I’m so embarrassed I could die.” … Continue readingConfessions Of A Teen Girl: SWIM MEET
Stained Glass & Thunderstorms: VOLATILE BITCH FEELINGS (ON A SUNDAY)
I don’t know which vice to indulge in today. … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: VOLATILE BITCH FEELINGS (ON A SUNDAY)
Purple Is The Bad Girl’s Pink (Or Is It The Sad Girl’s Pink?)
OR IS IT THE SAD GIRL/BAD GIRL’S PINK? … Continue readingPurple Is The Bad Girl’s Pink (Or Is It The Sad Girl’s Pink?)
Stained Glass & Thunderstorms: Cyclicity in the General Tri State area
It’s winter of 2018 and Holland and I are accidentally on purpose going through most of life together. … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: Cyclicity in the General Tri State area
Changed My Life: Botox By Injector Jeff!
I feel like I’m walking around with an Instagram filter over my face. … Continue readingChanged My Life: Botox By Injector Jeff!
Dark Circles Undereye Circles Are V. Chic
The darkness is the hotness. … Continue readingDark Circles Undereye Circles Are V. Chic
CHANGED MY LIFE: IT Cosmetics CC+ Cream!
From hyperpigmentation to beauty queen nation! … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: IT Cosmetics CC+ Cream!
CHANGED MY LIFE: $33 Espadrilles From Amazon!
The holy-grail summer shoe. … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: $33 Espadrilles From Amazon!
CHANGED MY LIFE: LiLash Lash Serum!
Long Lashes = Getting away with EVERYTHING. … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: LiLash Lash Serum!
How To Depuff Your Swollen Face
Put that water retention in detention! … Continue readingHow To Depuff Your Swollen Face
How To Survive The Workday When You’re Hungover & ANXIOUS!
From a girl who has a degree in Accidental Hangovers. … Continue readingHow To Survive The Workday When You’re Hungover & ANXIOUS!
The Art Of The Leisurely Workout
Stop pretending to like SoulCycle. We both know you hate it.
… Continue readingThe Art Of The Leisurely Workout