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From The Blog
Lesbian Visibility Day: An Ode To Lesbian Friendship
We clap our hands like little kids and skip out of the store. … Continue readingLesbian Visibility Day: An Ode To Lesbian Friendship
How To Travel Like Zara And Ruba
Eat, drink & spend money. … Continue readingHow To Travel Like Zara And Ruba
Down In Santa Monica, I Was Only 19
A late-night hookup was a modern love story. … Continue readingDown In Santa Monica, I Was Only 19
You’re Cheap & Just Don’t Get Me, A Memoir
Paris Hilton wore it at fashion week. … Continue readingYou’re Cheap & Just Don’t Get Me, A Memoir
Beauty Tips For Hungover Party Girls
Look so fresh you could be mistaken for Sashimi! … Continue readingBeauty Tips For Hungover Party Girls
Changed My Life: Video Portrait By Austin Nunes!
A creative way to elevate & market your art. … Continue readingChanged My Life: Video Portrait By Austin Nunes!
GirlZ, Interrupted: Media For Bad Girls
Welcome to our REVAMPED club. … Continue readingGirlZ, Interrupted: Media For Bad Girls
ChamPAIN Problems: An Ode To The Girl Who Smokes After Yoga
This is for the girl who puts the PAIN in chamPAIN. … Continue readingChamPAIN Problems: An Ode To The Girl Who Smokes After Yoga
The Haters Are Right: I’m Full Of Sh*t
The true story of a painful awakening. … Continue readingThe Haters Are Right: I’m Full Of Sh*t
ChamPAIN Problems: PART 1
I was instantly popular with the party kids. … Continue readingChamPAIN Problems: PART 1
This Limited-Edition Print Will Remind You That Angels Are Everywhere
Hang our holy bad girl in a special place to remind you of who you are. … Continue readingThis Limited-Edition Print Will Remind You That Angels Are Everywhere
Gay ‘Cause I Never Met A Boy Who Worked A Day
But who cares? It’s a snow day. Let’s play! … Continue readingGay ‘Cause I Never Met A Boy Who Worked A Day
Down At Mchebes, I Was Only 19
19-year-olds from Long Island know it’s nice to be loved but it’s better to just be. … Continue readingDown At Mchebes, I Was Only 19
16 Empowering Quotes About Body Image
There’s no reason to comment anyone’s weight. EVER. … Continue reading16 Empowering Quotes About Body Image
25 Quotes About Addiction & Shame From GIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP
A pretty view is always worth the pain of a fall. … Continue reading25 Quotes About Addiction & Shame From GIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP
Stained Glass & Thunderstorms: Cringey Pillows, Debt & Traumatic Brain Injuries
Saint Patrick’s Day — a holiday that doesn’t really go well for anyone. … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: Cringey Pillows, Debt & Traumatic Brain Injuries
21 In The Glasshouse
She’ll turn the litter into glitter. … Continue reading21 In The Glasshouse
ChamPAIN Problems: Part 2
ChamPAIN problems is a three-part series. This is part two. Click here to read part
Write From Your Spleen: A Workshop
We all have a story to tell. … Continue readingWrite From Your Spleen: A Workshop
Changed My Life: Crazy B*tch Shoes!
Wearing these shoes basically screams: “I TAKE MORE THAN ONE PSYCHOTROPIC MEDICATION SO PLEASE HANDLE ME WITH CARE!” … Continue readingChanged My Life: Crazy B*tch Shoes!
Stained Glass & Thunderstorms: STUCK IN MOTION
I’ll stop tomorrow. I take another sip. … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: STUCK IN MOTION
GirlZ, InterrupteD: A New Podcast For Crazy Sad Babes!
Zara & Dayna are crazy, medicated & ready to party! … Continue readingGirlZ, InterrupteD: A New Podcast For Crazy Sad Babes!
The Dark In-Between
That strange, listless week that resides in the chasm between Christmas Day and New Year’s Eve. … Continue readingThe Dark In-Between
Guardian Angels Had To Retire
We didn’t know anything in those days. … Continue readingGuardian Angels Had To Retire
5 Affirmations For A Magical 2021
Connection is my greatest muse. … Continue reading5 Affirmations For A Magical 2021
THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS
It feels tragic, just the way I like it. … Continue readingTHIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS
CHANGED MY LIFE: Shaving My Face With A Tinkle Razor!
Hairy girls are the hottest girls. … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: Shaving My Face With A Tinkle Razor!
The Voicemail
The truth can be dark, babe. … Continue readingThe Voicemail
‘Happiest Season’ Healed My Inner Baby Dyke
WE HAVE A LESBIAN CHRISTMAS MOVIE. … Continue reading‘Happiest Season’ Healed My Inner Baby Dyke
Stained Glass & Thunderstorms: DREAMSPACE VOIDSPACE ★
“You have to set it on fire because it’s yours.” … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: DREAMSPACE VOIDSPACE ★
Confessions Of A Teen Girl: SWIM MEET
“I’m so embarrassed I could die.” … Continue readingConfessions Of A Teen Girl: SWIM MEET
GIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR AUDIOBOOK
Guess who your trusty narrator is? … Continue readingGIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR AUDIOBOOK
EVERYTHING GLITTERS IN THE PINES
You’re going to be okay. … Continue readingEVERYTHING GLITTERS IN THE PINES
CONFESSIONS OF A TEEN GIRL: The Daze Of Infatuation
“I was deceived yet again.” … Continue readingCONFESSIONS OF A TEEN GIRL: The Daze Of Infatuation
Don’t Listen To The Bitches In The Back
Their opinions are fruitless. … Continue readingDon’t Listen To The Bitches In The Back
This Is Why We’re Monsters
But the one good thing about quarantine is this: I let myself eat what the fuck I want. … Continue readingThis Is Why We’re Monsters
Halloween In The Year Of The Rat
The moonlight burns my eyes, but I like it. Purr. … Continue readingHalloween In The Year Of The Rat
Confessions Of A Teen Girl: The Bitterness Of White Powder
Self-obsessed bliss made the night feel beautiful and clear. … Continue readingConfessions Of A Teen Girl: The Bitterness Of White Powder
Stained Glass & Thunderstorms: VOLATILE BITCH FEELINGS (ON A SUNDAY)
I don’t know which vice to indulge in today. … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: VOLATILE BITCH FEELINGS (ON A SUNDAY)
42nd Street Hasn’t Been The Same
“Get over it. We have poems to write.” … Continue reading42nd Street Hasn’t Been The Same
Purple Is The Bad Girl’s Pink (Or Is It The Sad Girl’s Pink?)
OR IS IT THE SAD GIRL/BAD GIRL’S PINK? … Continue readingPurple Is The Bad Girl’s Pink (Or Is It The Sad Girl’s Pink?)
Stained Glass & Thunderstorms: Cyclicity in the General Tri State area
It’s winter of 2018 and Holland and I are accidentally on purpose going through most of life together. … Continue readingStained Glass & Thunderstorms: Cyclicity in the General Tri State area
Breaking Up With Brunch
I’ll have the heartbreak & the hash browns please. … Continue readingBreaking Up With Brunch
REUNITED & IT FEELS SO GLUM: OCD
THE REAL MVP IS THE OCD. … Continue readingREUNITED & IT FEELS SO GLUM: OCD
Don’t Give Your Power Away By Looking At Someone Else
Nothing will suck the wind out of your sails like jealousy. … Continue readingDon’t Give Your Power Away By Looking At Someone Else
Protect YOUR ~F*cking~ *SPARKLE*
There are energy vampires dressed up like charismatic angels all over this town. … Continue readingProtect YOUR ~F*cking~ *SPARKLE*
Welcome To The Crazy Sad Babes Club!
Welcome to the club where the most powerful weapon in the world is you. In all your unfixed, scarred, naked, honest glory. … Continue readingWelcome To The Crazy Sad Babes Club!
The Official ‘GIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP’ Playlist
Devour my book whilst listening to this fierce AF playlist. … Continue readingThe Official ‘GIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP’ Playlist
Girl, Stop Passing Out In Your Makeup
How to better yourself without losing yourself. … Continue readingGirl, Stop Passing Out In Your Makeup
The Playlist That Saved My Life When I Was Drowning In High School Angst
I listened to this music like my life depended on it because it did. … Continue readingThe Playlist That Saved My Life When I Was Drowning In High School Angst
#TBT: The First Time I Tried Adderall
Social studies. Purr. … Continue reading#TBT: The First Time I Tried Adderall
Girls On Pills: My Love Affair With Antidepressants
Why we’re breaking up. (For now). … Continue readingGirls On Pills: My Love Affair With Antidepressants
Changed My Life: Botox By Injector Jeff!
I feel like I’m walking around with an Instagram filter over my face. … Continue readingChanged My Life: Botox By Injector Jeff!
Dark Circles Undereye Circles Are V. Chic
The darkness is the hotness. … Continue readingDark Circles Undereye Circles Are V. Chic
The Sad Girl’s Club: How I’m Fighting Through This Depressive Episode
Here’s what I’m doing to keep my head above water … Continue readingThe Sad Girl’s Club: How I’m Fighting Through This Depressive Episode
CHANGED MY LIFE: IT Cosmetics CC+ Cream!
From hyperpigmentation to beauty queen nation! … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: IT Cosmetics CC+ Cream!
CHANGED MY LIFE: $33 Espadrilles From Amazon!
The holy-grail summer shoe. … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: $33 Espadrilles From Amazon!
5 Massive F*ck-Ups That Saved My Life
Toxic love, addiction and giving up! What a BLAST! … Continue reading5 Massive F*ck-Ups That Saved My Life
CHANGED MY LIFE: LiLash Lash Serum!
Long Lashes = Getting away with EVERYTHING. … Continue readingCHANGED MY LIFE: LiLash Lash Serum!
PSA: Fall In Love & Break Your Heart
You’ll never regret sobbing over love. You will regret a boring as fuck life without risk. … Continue readingPSA: Fall In Love & Break Your Heart
How To Depuff Your Swollen Face
Put that water retention in detention! … Continue readingHow To Depuff Your Swollen Face
The Speed Diaries: 10 Millennials Spill Their Adderall Secrets
Some love it. Some hate it. Some love AND hate it. … Continue readingThe Speed Diaries: 10 Millennials Spill Their Adderall Secrets
How To Survive The Workday When You’re Hungover & ANXIOUS!
From a girl who has a degree in Accidental Hangovers. … Continue readingHow To Survive The Workday When You’re Hungover & ANXIOUS!
How To Focus Without Prescription Speed
The bad girl’s guide to biohacking. … Continue readingHow To Focus Without Prescription Speed
The Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 3)
When you don’t like yourself, you destroy yourself. … Continue readingThe Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 3)
PSA: Stop Scrolling Your Life Away & Stop Blaming Everyone Else
Placing blame gives away our power. … Continue readingPSA: Stop Scrolling Your Life Away & Stop Blaming Everyone Else
The Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 2)
There is a beautiful freedom in breaking down. … Continue readingThe Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 2)
The Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 1)
It’s divine to reach your breaking point in life. … Continue readingThe Beauty Of The Breakdown (Part 1)
The Art Of The Leisurely Workout
Stop pretending to like SoulCycle. We both know you hate it.
… Continue readingThe Art Of The Leisurely Workout
Party Girl Pain: Signs You’ve Been Going Too Hard
Are you abusing the party favors? … Continue readingParty Girl Pain: Signs You’ve Been Going Too Hard
